From 390940ac16b9d519aa2f44db6942e4e9cc3dcf45 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Sadeep Madurange <sadeep@asciimx.com>
Date: Sat, 17 Jan 2026 23:46:26 +0800
Subject: Victor Frankenstein parody about me.

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 about.html | 27 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++-
 1 file changed, 26 insertions(+), 1 deletion(-)

diff --git a/about.html b/about.html
index cd14a04..9e93c50 100644
--- a/about.html
+++ b/about.html
@@ -7,7 +7,32 @@ title: About
   <h2>{{ page.title }}</h2>
 
   <p>
-    Notes on projects, prototypes, and experiments.
+    Amended this day, in the year of our Lord 2026.
+  </p>
+
+  <p>
+    From earliest devotion to the craft, I have been consumed by a singular
+    undertaking--to penetrate the deepest mysteries of computation; to wrest from
+    the machine her most jealously guarded secrets.
+  </p>
+
+  <p>
+    The work chronicled here represents years of solitary labor--each
+    eliminated dependency a victory against decay; every iteration an act of
+    purification. I measure efficacy without mercy. I reject the ceremonial
+    scaffolding that veils the true cost of wretched creations.
+  </p>
+
+  <p>
+    Why persist then when easier paths exist? Because I have seen what lies beneath
+    the promises of abstraction--the bloat, the waste, the corrosive comfort of
+    ignorance. Instead, driven by a Promethean ambition that burns brighter
+    than convenience, I must find a path through Nature's parsimony.
+  </p>
+
+  <p>
+    The measurements do not lie. What I have built may outlive me--whether
+    vindication or curse, only time will reveal.
   </p>
 
   <p>
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